Posts Tagged one-sheet wonder
RED Character Posters: Helen Mirren with a Sniper Rifle. Bruce Willis Being Bruce Willis.
Posted by mistergroonk in Movies, One Sheets on July 14, 2010
Even though the movie RED is months away, the build-up for it begins now.
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One-Sheet Wonder: Olly Moss EVIL DEAD Poster is Beautiful, Sold Out.
Posted by mistergroonk in Art, Movies, One Sheets on May 13, 2010
Iron Week: Keeping it Simple with Tony Stark
Posted by mistergroonk in Art, Comics, Movies, One Sheets on May 7, 2010
This is sort of putting the cart before the horse, posting-wise. There’s a collection of vintage art posts just waiting to be shared but this last-minute Iron Week idea usurped the status quo. Consider this overshare a GNET Confidential moment.
Now, have a look at two different vintage minimal renditions of Iron Man as movie posters. Both dropped below the jump to create an illusion of reveal:
Tuesday Tease: THE JONESES is Clever, Moving to Your Neighborhood… Maybe
Posted by mistergroonk in Marketing, Movies, One Sheets, Trailers on April 27, 2010
In the dying weeks of our favorite afternoon talk show, The Bonnie Hunt Show, David Duchovny appeared and brought with him snark and news on a movie he made. Duchovny snark is always appreciated but we had more interest in the movie he plugged.
What it is
Demi Moore constructs the all American family, moves them into an affluent suburb, and proceeds to use the family as living models to market the hell out of anything with a price tag.
What We Learned
Demi Moore can still play a by-the-numbers bitch whenever she wants. Even though we know Duchvony is more than the sum of Fox Mulder or Hank Moody, we can’t help but see those characters struggling to contain themselves inside the actor that is David Duchovny.
Why We’re Gonna Watch
David Duchovny was right, for once. This idea is pretty damn clever. Will the satire outpace the “love story” that Hollywood feels compelled to wedge into every script that blows through its doors? Who knows. We’d still like to see the flick.
Official site:
http://www.thejonesesmovie.net/
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Open Your Eyes My Little Friend, BEST WORST MOVIE has a Poster
Posted by mistergroonk in Documentary, Movies, One Sheets, Trailers on April 16, 2010
If there’s anything you learn in this world it must be this: TROLL 2 was made and it is the most god-awful thing you’ll ever put into your eyes. We’re talking GIGLI bad. BATTLEFIELD EARTH horrible.
Don’t take our word for it. Search the You Tube for the infamous bad movie montage. Better yet check out this Montage of Wonder and Awe on Vimeo.
Over the last 20 years the maddest thing happened. TROLL 2 became a cult sensation. Blame MST3K. Blame the ironic hipster culture where everything (and we mean everything) that is bad is good. Blame it on the rain for all the good it’ll do you. TROLL 2 is celebrated in its awfulness by a select group of fans all over the nation and there’s nothing you can do about it.
You can do nothing but make a documentary about acting in the BEST WORST MOVIE ever made, that is.
Directed by the annoying 10 year old child star of the worst movie ever made, BEST WORST MOVIE is a documentary exploring the behind the scenes happenings of TROLL 2. Judging from the independent awards and the current 100% freshness on Rotten Tomatoes, BEST WORST MOVIE needs to play at a theater near us some time soon.
Trailer after the jump.
New TRON LEGACY Poster, Animated for Extra Interest
Posted by mistergroonk in Marketing, Movies, One Sheets on March 25, 2010
Interactive one-sheets. There should be more of’em. Here it is, only March, and the TRON LEGACY viral campaign makes its push like December is right around the corner.
After this sheet completes it’s sequence, click the button on the far right marked ‘Nochmal Anbehen’ to watch it again. We’re guessing it means ‘play again.’
The poster is said to have come out of Walt Disney Germany.
Hey, Walt Disney USA! Where your coolness at?
Luc Besson’s LES AVENTURES EXTRAORDINAIRES D’ADELE BLANC-SEC Looks Extraordinary, Fantastique!
Posted by mistergroonk in Comics, Just Freaking Neat, Movies, On the French, Trailers on March 25, 2010
This was meant to be this week’s Tuesday Tease. We sure as hell aren’t waiting until next Tuesday to share it!
Under the cut lay the trailer to LES AVENTURES EXTRAORDINAIRES D’ADELE BLANC-SEC. Click and be amazed.
Tuesday Tease: THE LOSERS Trailer Hits Internet, Looks Funner than A-TEAM
Posted by mistergroonk in Comics, Movies, Trailers on February 2, 2010
Above sits THE LOSERS movie poster featured at Nerd Prom ’09.
Below sits THE LOSERS first official trailer which looks damn good:
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One-Sheet Wonder: Shut Up. KICK-ASS. Look at New Poster.
Posted by mistergroonk in Movies, One Sheets on January 19, 2010
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