Posts Tagged one-sheet wonder

One-Sheet Wonder: New TRON: LEGACY Poster is a Thing of Beauty

Posted by mistergroonk in Movies, One Sheets on December 9, 2009

Tron Legacy poster

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Late Tuesday Tease: ANTICHRIST the Movie is a Bit Confusing

Posted by mistergroonk in Movies, Trailers on October 13, 2009

By dropping those 2 special words “the Movie” we thereby specify that this ANTICHRIST is a movie by Lars von Trier and not some kind of reality TV show spliced into long form in order to enhance its evil potency.

We watched the trailer and still have no idea what in hell is going on. The title suggests that “Hell” is exactly what will be going on but all that’s seen is Willem Dafoe getting the bone a lady(Charlotte Gainsbourg) well outside his dating age-range in the roots of a giant tree that feeds on disembodied human limbs.

The “nature is Satan’s church” line makes even less sense. Please tell us you’re not basing your evidence on Shyamalan’s “the plants and trees want to kill us” movie.

Unwilling to let a silly movie trailer or odd dialogue break our natural deconstructing nature, we turn to the film’s plot summary for answers:

A grieving couple retreat to ’Eden’, their isolated cabin in the woods, where they hope to repair their broken hearts and troubled marriage. But nature takes its course and things go from bad to worse…

Okaaaaayyyy….

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Tuesday Tease: THE INFORMANT! is Sneaky, has a Fat Matt Damon

Posted by mistergroonk in Movies, One Sheets, Trailers on September 1, 2009

We decided to lead with the obvious because some days you just have to. In THE INFORMANT!, Matt Damon pulls a RAGING BULL. Damon’s no stranger to this tactic. In COURAGE UNDER FIRE he subverted the idea.

There’s not much else to say about THE INFORMANT! at this stage of the game. Honestly, the damn thing popped up out of nowhere. Seriously, we’re losing our touch if a flick that looks this good can avoid Groonk Movie Radar for this long.

The official one-sheet listed on the official site making it all, well you know, was a bit of a head scratcher.

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One Sheet Wonder: A SERIOUS MAN for Serious Business

Posted by mistergroonk in Movies, One Sheets on August 13, 2009

aseriousmanPoster1-small

That rhythmic thudding sound, do you know what it is? That’s us trying against all odds to hide our manic love for all things Coen Bros.

That silence is us failing at the task.

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One-Sheet Wonder: Meet BASTERD Brad Pitt

Posted by mistergroonk in Just Freaking Neat, Movies, One Sheets on May 2, 2009

The hype for INGLORIOUS BASTERDS continues. The trailer, first glimpsed by us in February, suggests an insane amount of bad-assery in the offing. By sheer chance the tweet from Movieguys.org crossed our TweetDeck. Inside this tweet was the link to the new poster for BASTERDS.

This much...we know.

This much...we know.

We agree with Mr Stephens. There should be a cavalcade of character posters featuring each BASTERD in question. It’s been a long while since the hype for a Tarantino movie has stirred this much interest.

Hopefully, it will live up to the hype.

UPDATE: Let’s keep up with newly released character posters, shall we?
Geek Tyrant: New Character Poster for INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS ‘Melanie Laurant Is A Basterd’
Geek Tyrant: 11 New INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS Images

For the collected BASTERDS posters. As they are released, we think. Have a look at the The Quentin Tarantino Archives.

(via movieguys.org)

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One-Sheet Wonder: Bang, Zoom…to the MOON

Posted by mistergroonk in Just Freaking Neat, Movies, One Sheets, Trailers on April 23, 2009

MOON Poster

We can’t help obsessing over the potential awesome of MOON. Obsession is a double-edged blade, making it a dangerous thing to do. It’d be far easier to despair or drink half-empty glasses of cynical tonics. But we refuse to do this. MOON has a lot going for it.
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Cameron Diaz has THE BOX

Posted by mistergroonk in Movies, One Sheets on April 6, 2009

MySpace earns a new reprieve. We’re always a trigger pull away from dumping MySpace with its clunky design and clustermuck search engine. Then someone, a celebrity type usually, reminds us why we keep a toe in that space.

Richard Kelly’s shared the just released one-sheet of his upcoming film THE BOX. We’ll let Warner Bros. PR explain the plot.

Norma and Arthur Lewis, a suburban couple with a young child, receive a simple wooden box as a gift, which bears fatal and irrevocable consequences. A mysterious stranger, delivers the message that the box promises to bestow upon its owner $1 million with the press of a button. But, pressing this button will simultaneously cause the death of another human being somewhere in the world; someone they don’t know. With just 24 hours to have the box in their possession, Norma and Arthur find themselves in the cross-hairs of a startling moral dilemma and must face the true nature of their humanity.

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TUESDAY ONE-SHEET: Rob Zombie’s Tyrannosaurus Rex Pretty much Blew My Mind

Posted by mistergroonk in Movies, One Sheets on June 24, 2008

(via aicn, rob zombie myspace)

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