Posts Tagged Weird
PG PORN: The Most Fun Not-Sex You’ll Ever Experience
Posted by mistergroonk in Intertube Madness, Not Sex, Video on December 21, 2008
It’s a slow, easy Sunday morning on the week of Christmas Eve with the climax of Christmas Day quick to follow. The house is empty. No one will be around for hours. This is the perfect moment. The only time you’ll get for yourself all week.
It’s time to bust out the PG PORN!
Voltaire Shares His Creepy Christmas with You
Posted by mistergroonk in Holiday, Movies on December 19, 2008
Over on his MySpace(people still use that?), Voltaire shares his Creepy Christmas film(Dec. 18th) behind the scenes goings on. These antics include studio pics with one My Chemical Romance guy, Gerard Way, who narrates “X-Mess Detritus” and who also wrote the insanely awesome UMBRELLA ACADEMY that you should go out and buy after you finish reading this post and watching said movie.
Voltaire’s film, “X-mess Detritus” is a cautionary parable about the dangers of holiday gift-giving and the effect the resulting garbage has on the Earth. Voltaire wrote a poem to tell this tale and enlisted My Chemical Romance front man, Gerard Way (who also wrote the insanely awesome Umbrella Academy which you should go out and buy after you finish reading this post) to narrate his creepy Christmas short.
CreepyChristmas.net doesn’t provide an easily sharable video embed. But if you click the image below, it’ll take you straight to viewing Voltaire’s Creepy Christmas entry.
I do too much for you kids. I really do.
(via Voltaire’s MySpace)
Clowns will be the Death of Us All
Posted by mistergroonk in Intertube Madness, Music, Only in Japan, Video on October 27, 2008
I can’t remember where I found this. I made a bookmark of the You Tube location but didn’t bother to note the site where I first laid eyes on this…this…whatever the f it is.
If you survive watching the first 16 seconds, you’re a trooper.
If you watch the whole damn thing, you’re as sadistic and unhinged as I am. Therefore you should be officially certified so as not to harm others with your malevolent ways.
(via bizarre you tube)
PETA Urges Ben & Jerry’s to make Human Breast Milk Ice Cream
Posted by mistergroonk in Animals on September 24, 2008
PETA. No. Just fucking: NO!
“PETA’s request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 percent of the cow’s milk in the food he serves,” the statement says.
PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health.
Ben and Jerry’s official response:
“We applaud PETA’s novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother’s milk is best used for her child,” said a spokesperson for Ben and Jerry’s.
(via wptz news, dr tiki’s facebook)
Plum Island has Secrets: Dead Monster Raccoon Found
Posted by mistergroonk in Animals, Intertube Madness on July 29, 2008
Or this is just some random bollocks dead raccoon that turned into Conspiracy Fuel.
Woman Saves Herself and Baby with Tea, Anime Tactics
Posted by mistergroonk in Only in Japan on July 9, 2008
When the housewife told him she had none, the man barged into her apartment. Hoping to calm him, the woman made the thief a cup of tea, whereupon he put his knife away and began a 20-minute monologue about his life.
The woman then gave the man 10,000 yen ($93.34) and ran outside to call the police from a pay phone, the report said.
(via reuters)
Platypus: Perfect Storm of Incredulity
Posted by mistergroonk in Animals, Science on June 3, 2008
Now, more than 200 years later, a team of scientists has determined the platypus’ entire genetic code. And right down to its DNA, it turns out, the platypus continues to strain credulity, bearing genetic modules that are in turn mammalian, reptilian and avian.
There are genes for egg laying — evidence of the animals’ reptilian roots. Genes for making milk, which the platypus does in mammalian style despite not having nipples. Genes for making snake venom, which the animal stores in its legs. And there are five times more sex-determining chromosomes than scientists know what to do with.
“It’s such a wacky organism,” said Richard Wilson, director of the genome center at Washington University in St. Louis, who led the two-year international effort, described online Wednesday in the journal Nature.
(via feednews, chicagotribune)
Bacon Chocolate Makes Me Barf, Curious
Posted by mistergroonk in Comics, Intertube Madness on April 2, 2008
It should not exist yet here I sit, looking at it. Mo’s Bacon Bar. It’s candy. Horrible pig flavored, chocolate candy.
Oh, and Diesel Sweeties RStevens is having a chat fest this week on Whitechapel. Go talk to him.
Show him some bacon-porn.
Gnome terrorizes South American Town. Makes Me Piss Myself with Laughter.
Posted by mistergroonk in Uncategorized on March 11, 2008
Weird day today. This was too hilarious not to share.
The Sun (yeah, I know) claims a town in South America is being plagued by a gnome(yeah, *I know*) and they have video. You must watch the video.
Those kids obviously did not read Harry Potter. The Weasely’s knew exactly how to treat a gnome infesting their garden.
(more stupidity via The Sun)
Redstone Arsenal Rocket Goes Bada Boom, Scares 5 Counties
Posted by mistergroonk in Alabama, Google-fied on February 22, 2008
Something blew the fuck up late last night. I mistook it for thunder or my lead-footed upstairs neighbor. It seems, I was wrong on both counts.
Across 5 counties this was heard. I heard and *felt* it. Rattled the building, it did. If you follow the link you see that the typical Huntsville geek, named Opticron, has taken it upon himself to be Super Geektastic (not in a good way) and track the latitude and longitude of the origin.
Who is the bigger geek, him for tracking or me for bothering to Google Map it, I’ll let you decide. I just want to know what blew the hell up. (Looking at you, Redstone Arsenal.)
(via me)
EDIT: The reigning theory is a sonic boom from an aircraft. I’m cool with that, although I’ve no idea why you would test aircraft here. I wasn’t even sure military jets bothered to land here. It’s mostly helicopters and rockets round these parts.
UPDATE: And so the Arsenal admits to blowing up half a million dollar rocket late into the night.
Around 11 p.m. a loud boom was reported in southeast Huntsville, Limestone, Morgan, Marshall, Lawrence and DeKalb counties.
The slow cook-off test involves placing a rocket engine in a stove-like piece of equipment and heating it until the engine blows. Normally the tests are scheduled to explode in the afternoons, but this one ran later – much later.
The low clouds helped carry the sound to at least five surrounding counties.
Before the Arsenal released a statement, The Andalusia Star News had speculations.





