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This is Halloween: Evil Mr Rogers Can do Anything he Wants…Anything

Sleep well, Internet.
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No, Internet. Bad Internet! Creepy Clown Memes are NOT the Answer

via Ariana

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Parents Hire Devil Clown to Horrify Children on Birthdays, Therapy Costs Not Included


Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.

He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.
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‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville.

‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’

If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present. Well, that’s alright then.

You know why things like this don’t happen in the US of A? Remember what happened to [name censored] in ZOMBIELAND?

Yeah, you do.

Friends of Groonk don’t get any ideas. Our boomstick remains at the ready.

via 7d, Metro

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Clowns will be the Death of Us All

I can’t remember where I found this. I made a bookmark of the You Tube location but didn’t bother to note the site where I first laid eyes on this…this…whatever the f it is.

If you survive watching the first 16 seconds, you’re a trooper.

If you watch the whole damn thing, you’re as sadistic and unhinged as I am. Therefore you should be officially certified so as not to harm others with your malevolent ways.

(via bizarre you tube)

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