Posts Tagged damn clowns
This is Halloween: Evil Mr Rogers Can do Anything he Wants…Anything
Posted by mistergroonk in Television on October 6, 2011
Sleep well, Internet.
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No, Internet. Bad Internet! Creepy Clown Memes are NOT the Answer
Posted by mistergroonk in Animation, Intertube Madness on April 1, 2011
via Ariana
Parents Hire Devil Clown to Horrify Children on Birthdays, Therapy Costs Not Included
Posted by mistergroonk in World on April 19, 2010
Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.
[…]‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville.
‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’
If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present. Well, that’s alright then.
You know why things like this don’t happen in the US of A? Remember what happened to [name censored] in ZOMBIELAND?
Yeah, you do.
Friends of Groonk don’t get any ideas. Our boomstick remains at the ready.
via 7d, Metro
Clowns will be the Death of Us All
Posted by mistergroonk in Intertube Madness, Music, Only in Japan, Video on October 27, 2008
I can’t remember where I found this. I made a bookmark of the You Tube location but didn’t bother to note the site where I first laid eyes on this…this…whatever the f it is.
If you survive watching the first 16 seconds, you’re a trooper.
If you watch the whole damn thing, you’re as sadistic and unhinged as I am. Therefore you should be officially certified so as not to harm others with your malevolent ways.
(via bizarre you tube)
The Joker got Away… HAhahaHAHAHaha …
Posted by mistergroonk in Comics, Digital Share on October 22, 2008
The Joker.
Thanks to Heath Ledger’s dead-bang interpretation of this force of chaos in The Dark Knight, the world has new eyes for him. Comics professionals and your average readers already knew the depths of madness that could be reached with this character. Film-wise, all anyone else knew of Joker was the dark sardonic glee of Jack Nicholson and the infectious, camp laugh-o-matic antics of Cesar Romero.
Fewer still knew of Mark Hamill’s Joker run on Batman: The Animated Series. His work there is easily in the Top 5 of insane clown portrayals. Say what you must about Luke Skywalker but Hamill knows how to give voice to the insane.
Now we have a new take on the Clown Prince of Crime by Brian Azzarello. Eisner Award winner Azzarello‘s works were unknown to me until I learned of his upcoming Joker graphic novel(pictured above).
Brian told Newsarama that fans of Heath Ledger’s Joker in The Dark Knight are “gonna love our book†insisting that Nolan’s Joker and his Joker are “very, very eerily similar.â€
The book description compares Azzarello’s Joker to Alan Moore’s THE KILLING JOKE. All of you Dark Knight fans who have not read THE KILLING JOKE need to run, not walk, to the nearest book/comic book retailer. This book is where they grabbed Ledger/Jokers M.O.
By the time you’ve done this I, hopefully, will have bought and read this newest version of clown-on-Gotham City violence.
(via slashfilm, Joker 4 page preview on myspace )
Extra Credit: Clown Prince of Crime.com





