Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.

He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.
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‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville.

‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’

If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present. Well, that’s alright then.

You know why things like this don’t happen in the US of A? Remember what happened to [name censored] in ZOMBIELAND?

Yeah, you do.

Friends of Groonk don’t get any ideas. Our boomstick remains at the ready.

via 7d, Metro