It’s a slow, easy Sunday morning on the week of Christmas Eve with the climax of Christmas Day quick to follow. The house is empty. No one will be around for hours. This is the perfect moment. The only time you’ll get for yourself all week.
It’s time to bust out the PG PORN!
Did you catch that? PG PORN is for people who love everything about porn, but the sex.* If I hadn’t watched it with mine own eyes, I would have called the entire premise insane. A fool’s errand. James Gunn, get on with making SLiTHER 2 already and stop dicking around with porn that has no, well, porn. But I was wrong, Mr Gunn. I tip my hat to you and to Spike for having the balls to air the series.
Seriously, guys – creating PG-PORN has been some of the most fun of my life! We’ve shot five episodes, and are in the process of shooting the rest of the series with even more Hollywood and adult industry insiders.
Once you’re done with Michael Rosenbaum (Lex Luthor/JLU: Flash) give you some not-sex with porn star Belladonna. Feast your eyes on Nathan Fillion NAILING YOUR WIFE. No, really. he’s doing her right now. (If your wife happens to be Aria Giovanni.)
And let me tell you something, the hammer is not his penis.
BONUS: A VERY SPECIAL PEANUS is not coming soon. It’s airing on Dec. 22, 2008 on http://www.ign.com/
(via james gunn twitter, you tube, if you know what i mean, PG Porn.tv)
*I know what I typed.
