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Our Strange Sky: New Yorkers Want to Believe. Spies a UFO, Balloon.

New Yorkers were dazzled and amazed by a floating bit of shiny in their skies just the other day. They gazed upwards in wonder at what looked to us like a reprise of Balloon Boy. Remember him?

You see this screen cap below? We’re not even going to bother to photoshop a pointer for this.

A retired US Air Force officer prophesied the mysterious objects coming back in September 13.

Mr Fulham stated the extraterrestrials would neither land nor make any communication with Earth on Wednesday.

But their presence would be “the first in a series intended to avert a planetary catastrophe resulting from increasing levels of carbon-dioxide in the earth’s atmosphere dangerously approaching a ‘critical mass’. (…) They are aware from eons of experience with other planets in similar conditions their sudden intervention would cause fear and panic.”

He says their contact with Earth is part of their process of leading mankind into accepting the “alien reality and technologies for the removal of poisonous gases from the earth’s atmosphere in 2015, if not sooner”.

Mr Fulham, we would love for this to be a Spielbergian CLOSE ENCOUNTERS, a Roddenberryesque FIRST CONTACT, or, hell, even an ALF moment. But why would a space-faring civilization be that on-point about humanity cleaning up the atmosphere by 2015? Instead of choosing to “meet our leaders” they buzz Chelsea like a gang of college stoners looking for the only Piggly Wiggly that carries their flavor of cornettos. We won’t even mention that in a town of millions were half the citizens have futurephones or HD cameras, not a damn one of them could get a clear shot of a stationary object in broad daylight.

To say that we are skeptical would be an understatement.

Now look at what happened in China back in July.

There are streaks and flares and general military grade weirdness going on in that photo.

China is outdoing us in UFO encounters. China.

We remember a time when there wasn’t a cow left not butchered, a field left standing tall or a farm hand questioning his sexual determination after that night he once saw “fire in the sky.”

Come on America. We can do this. We can’t let China beat us to the strange-ness.

Let’s call down the mothership together.

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Scientist Thinks Aliens will Be as Petty as Humans, Head for the Hills!

Basing his ideas on Darwinian evolution, scientist Albert Harrison believes some aliens that visit us might be more of the ID4/SIGNS we-come-for-your-stuff variety instead of the E.T./STARMAN we-just-want-to-know-you flavor. Harrison also believes that the radio signals we’ve been unintentionally blasting into space is not the best example of humanity that aliens should be receiving. We can’t argue with him on that point.

He has no thoughts on why the conquering-aliens movies we’ve mentioned suck more than the friendly alien comparisons we’ve provided.

Some enthusiasts believe any alien civilisation capable of reaching us can only have survived long enough to develop the necessary technology by solving major social problems, such as war, poverty and discrimination. Harrison disagrees.

“I do think there’s a risk in active searches for extra-terrestrials. The attitude seems to be they’re friendly, they’re a long way away, and they can’t get here. But if you wake up one morning and an armada of extra-terrestrial spaceships are circling Earth, that prediction won’t necessarily hold,” Harrison said.

If life has evolved elsewhere in our cosmic neighbourhood, we should find out by detecting their waste gases in the atmosphere of their planet or by discovering remnants of extra-terrestrial microbes in meteorites or alien soil samples, he said.

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His research suggests not, but he believes Christians should clarify whether God’s creation covers the whole of space or just Earth.

That’s right. He gave you notes on the Bible. That Happened. And it’s not a bad idea.

Exolanguage: do you speak alien?

In related news, are you ready to speak with the coming alien overlords?

So where might we find some common ground with ET? Perhaps in mathematics. This idea goes back about three centuries, when it was suggested that we could hail beings on the moon by cutting a diagram of Pythagoras’s theorem into the forests of Siberia.

In 1960, Dutch mathematician Hans Freudenthal proposed an interspecies language called Lincos that starts with simple mathematical statements – a series of beeps to represent 1 + 1 = 2 for example. It then uses these to define logical relationships, eventually building up to more complex concepts of time and space.

But how do you convey human ideas like, ‘Please don’t eat us?‘ or ‘You can have that lovely island of Australia if you leave the rest of us be?’

It seems mixing images with math may save us.

And we can do better than “cows go moo”. Paolo Musso, a philosopher at the Pontifical Urbaniana University in Rome, Italy, has outlined one way to combine mathematics and images to tell a moral tale using the process of analogy. First, arithmetic is used to establish signals that mean right and wrong, defined by sums that are right and wrong. These can then be applied to cartoons showing what we consider to be good and bad actions.

Comics will save us…

“My conclusion is that you would just send them the Google servers. That’s an enormous amount of information, much of it redundant and pictographic. Much of it is pornographic too, but I expect they could handle that.”

… or porn.

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