*Clears throat* :

Oh, Dalek-Tree. Oh, Dalek-Tree.
It’s Christmas Please Don’t Kill Us.
I didn’t mean to laugh at you.
“Ex-ter-min-ate!” will make me blue.
Now I must go run and flee.
Or hit you with a school bus.*

(*Sung to the tune of “Oh, Christmas Tree.” duh.)

(**Video of Dalek tree after the jump.)

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