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“Dick Cheney has no pulse.” -NBC Nightly News

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Global Warming Solution #23: Fire a trillion Mirrors into Space, Relax in Shade

An astronomer has an (old*) idea. He wants to fire trillions of mirrors into high Earth orbit in order to fight global warming.

According to astronomer Dr Roger Angel, at the University of Arizona, the trillions of mirrors would have to be fired one million miles above the earth using a huge cannon with a barrel of 0.6 miles across.

The gun would pack 100 times the power of conventional weapons and need an exclusion zone of several miles before being fired.

Despite the obvious obstacles – including an estimated $350 trillion (£244trn) price tag for the project – Dr Angel is confident of getting the project off the ground.

To be fair, we’re only noting this because it’s amusing as hell and very, very violent. Firing mirrors into space, man! Fighting the deadly cosmic rays sent forth from the sun! It’s like a Futurama plot without all the huggable robots.

Even better, it’s, yet another, Robotech solution. And we all know how well that turned out don’t we?

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Shai Hulud Now Robotic, Water Dwelling

Walking without rhythm won’t matter a damn underwater.

(via geekologie, robo trouser snake you tube)

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Doritos Pollutes Alien Solar System with Advertising

Yes, there are other bits floating around out there in The Black. But most of that noise is unintentional. Including Hitler’s broadcasting the opening of the 1936 Olympics.

This shit here, this is unconscionable.

It could be the longest commercial break in history. Over a six-hour period this morning, high-powered radars in the Arctic Circle broadcast an advertisement into space for the first time.

The advertisement, for Doritos tortilla chips, was being directed towards a solar system in the Ursa Major constellation, just 42 light years from Earth. The solar system contains a habitable zone, and could host an Earth-like planet and extraterrestrial life.

The EISCAT European space station on the Norwegian island of Svalbard sent the message using its array of radars. Those radars are normally used to study the Earth’s upper atmosphere.

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The advert itself is unlikely to be decoded by extraterrestrial life, according to van Eyken. “We’re sending it as an MPEG file coded into 1s and 0s. It’s going to look pretty random,” he says. But repeating the message in a series of regular pulses over several hours should help extraterrestrials identify the message as intelligent, he thinks.

I don’t care, man. When the Space Bears come down from the skies looking at you for thin pieces of cheese covered cardboard, you’ll re-think the wisdom of being a money whore.

(via warren eliis: who has an article you really should read, new scientists)

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