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“Dick Cheney has no pulse.” -NBC Nightly News

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Gulf Oil Spill: Wherein We Learn Dick Cheney Might Be Responsible.

So Slate tweeted:

How the oil spill is Dick Cheney’s fault http://slate.me/auiSPAless than a minute ago via bit.ly

And we were like, ‘Dick Cheney. Again?’

*Click*

After reading, two bits stuck out in our mind.

And so, in the last few days, the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico has become Obama’s Katrina. Um…look, I’m as pro-pelican as the next guy, and obviously I don’t mean to gainsay the scope of this environmental catastrophe, which will end up being staggering.

But Katrina killed about 1,500 humans. And no, it’s not George Bush’s personal fault that they died, either. But I still rate Katrina a far bigger tragedy for that reason.

As do we.

And here, a snippet of the Wall Street Journal article used in said article:

The oil well spewing crude into the Gulf of Mexico didn’t have a remote-control shut-off switch used in two other major oil-producing nations as last-resort protection against underwater spills.

The lack of the device, called an acoustic switch, could amplify concerns over the environmental impact of offshore drilling after the explosion and sinking of the Deepwater Horizon rig last week…

Which leads to:

The Journal’s report doesn’t come out and say this, but the environmental lawyer, Mike Papantonio, said on the Schultz show in an interview you can watch here that it was Cheney’s energy task force – the secretive one that he wouldn’t say much about publicly – that decided that the switches, which cost $500,000, were too much a burden on the industry.

It always comes down to “follow the money,” doesn’t it?

Read the full article on Guardian.co.uk

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VP Dick Cheney shoots a millionaire and gets away with it

I almost never get to write a title like that without being in danger of a libel suit or being attacked by some interwub fanatic.

All I need is for some Cheney freak to call me “politically retarded” and it will be “on”.

But seriously, our Vice President shot a man…in the face…by accident:

Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.

Harry Whittington, a millionaire attorney from Austin, was in stable condition in the intensive care unit of a Corpus Christi hospital Sunday.

“He is stable and doing well. It was almost like he was spending time with me in my living room,” said hospital administrator Peter Banko, who visited Whittington.

Banko said Whittington was in the intensive care unit because his condition warranted it, but he didn’t elaborate.

Maybe it’s cause the man is a freaking millionaire. I’m guessing that’s why he gets top dollar health care.

Just sayin’

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