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Hell has a Voice.

The die was cast from a mold of plastic, fake hair and blood. It has a mechanical soul. Sharp gears turn giving it the appearance of life. Then there’s the laughter. Dear gods, the laughter. Like a bansidhe‘s fearsome wail it pierces foggy nights and flesh and bone. It will come for you as soon as It’s done with your children.

It can smell your fear.

(via ectomo)

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Sarah Palin and The Dinosaurs

When I read this earlier today: 1) I laughed 2) I cried 3) I sought out the nearest bottle of rum and set up a nice little bungalow at the bottom of it. Over these next few months my bartender will be able to fund three months of honeymoons.

Palin told him that “dinosaurs and humans walked the Earth at the same time,” Munger said. When he asked her about prehistoric fossils and tracks dating back millions of years, Palin said “she had seen pictures of human footprints inside the tracks,” recalled Munger, who teaches music at the University of Alaska in Anchorage and has regularly criticized Palin in recent years on his liberal political blog, called Progressive Alaska.

Sarah Palin believes dinosaurs and humans co-existed. One can only guess that his means she views the classic 80s, dialogue free flick, CAVEMAN as a documentary. That means that there is a slight possibility that, to Palin, Shelley Long is Mary Magdalene. Which one can only surmise that crowns Ringo Starr as Jesus.

How Dennis Quaid fits in that picture I dare not say.

An artist representation of the Palin-verse lies just under the Cretaceous Period.

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