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Man Thinks He’s Jesus and George Bush, Stands Naked and Drunk in Road
Posted by mistergroonk in Alabama, USA on June 6, 2008
Drunk, naked and babbling incoherently in the street? That sounds like the Current President to me.
Resisting 4 blasts from X26 Tasers and, after wards, giving up peacefully? That sounds a bit like Jesus, too.
Maybe he’s on to something there.
A motorist called deputies about 4 a.m. to alert them that the man was standing nude in the middle of Alabama 79 at Bradford Road. As the motorist approached the man, he stumbled toward the car and was struck by the car’s mirror, sheriff’s authorities said. The man then ran away.
The motorist summoned deputies. Armed with their X26 Tasers, they ordered Odell to the ground, but he refused. He was struck in the chest by the Taser but didn’t go down. He was struck a second time and fell to the ground, but wouldn’t roll over to his stomach. When he was struck a third time, the man yanked the Taser wires out of chest. After being shot a fourth time, Odell complied with deputies and was secured with handcuffs and leg irons.
Odell stated that he was Jesus Christ and George Bush and that he could break the handcuffs. Authorities said he appeared to be intoxicated.
(via medicmike, birmingham news)
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