A 74 year old man was found buried inside a labyrinth of junk of his own making. They think he got buried in rubbish and died of dehydration.

I-I think I’ve seen my future.

One neighbour, who asked not to be named, said: ‘He was slightly eccentric, but very clever. He was just a collector. He came home with a load of cardboard boxes and lived in his own world.’

A second described his death as a ‘tragedy’.

Neighbours said Mr Stewart’s home had been accumulating rubbish for at least 10 years. This week, plastic bags were clearly seen piled across his front window, while outside further bags, broken furniture, computer parts and even an old TV set spilled over his front lawn.

A car dating back to the 1950s stands in the garage believed to have been left untouched for years as garbage built up around it.

I must learn from his mistakes. Study his ways. Perfect them. In my maze, There will be water stations at every corner. Cans of food and can openers will be hidden at various locations. Just to keep the mind sharp, you see. The minotaur will come later.

I have seen my future and I must be prepared.

(via 7d and (yeah) The Daily Mail)