Open Letter to The Swim


Earlier this week, I visited Adult Swim‘s site and found that Hamid Raoof, aka Bump Master 3000, is their current Employee of the Moment. I read his interview and found it funny. I wrote a letter to MedicMike and he found that funny. He also said I should share that funny with the world.

To: MedicMike
From: Groonk

i want his job. let’s take a road trip to ATL and viist Williams
Street. then you can help me skin him alive. then i can wear that
skin like a Hamid suit.

it would be cool.

then we’ll point and laugh at skinless Hamid cause he’ll be all
like,’give me my skin back, man’ and we’ll be like, ‘hells no, foo’.
then we’ll kick him in the groin and drop him off a the nearest
hospital. cause we’re not total dicks.