He's here


And you thought I was joking:


Photographed by Clyde

As the byline illustrates, that’s not my photo. Also, it’s not my house. Truth be told, that’s not the same fez-wearing monkey that lives in my walls.

The monkey pictured goes by the name of Fez. He turns up in the damnedest places.

The wall monkey is taller and one cheeky sumbitch.