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Posted 03 July 2009 † mrgroonk § Too Many Thoughts ‡ Comments | View blog reactions ° Tagged:

Michael Bay Out-Awesomes Himself, Makes TRANSFORMERS Sequel Blurrier, Boring

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Never has so much movie been given to so many people for so very, very little story. I know Michael Bay has the emotional depth of a monster truck rally staged on an aircraft carrier while Raptors fly about firing missiles at Bigfoot and Gravedigger as they jump through metallic hoops of napalmed awesome. But did I have to pay 10 bucks for TRANSFORMERS 2 to confirm that he’s an asshole of the highest order?

In a mad attempt to prove he’s a more successful Uwe Boll, and by “successful” I mean ” people willingly put money on his movies every fucking time,” Michael Bay gave us TRANSFORMERS 2: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN. Two weeks and $200 million later, I’m pretty damn sure Bay will be given the keys to the outhouse and manage to crap out TRANSFORMERS 3.

*Sigh*

I can’t worry about that now. Today the focus is on ROTF.

What some would call spoilers but I call fair warning not to waste 10+ bucks follows:
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  • earlier, had a zombie dream where there were no zombies. just survivors & empty space. maybe the TV/movie zombie meme will take notice. #fb 14:38:13
  • Daredevil chokes back the tears and continues dice the turgid flesh. This is the last time he guest cooks for Alton Brown. #fanficfridays 02:00:29
  • because it& #039;s a friday and I still miss it. I stand along the watchtower. ? http://blip.fm/~8ymp1 00:00:22
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  • realizes that only Japan could solve this equation: Milk + Beer = BILK http://tr.im/pOnx 23:37:48
  • listened to net @night 106 "before the election, Twitter was almost unknown [in Iran]" http://tr.im/pOar #fb 22:54:18
  • swears everyone in the universe has an iPhone but me :( 22:23:00
  • [blog] Michael Jackson 1959 – 2009: http://ping.fm/7Is99 20:03:24
  • MTV! You& #039;re showing the same crap video from the 90s over and over again. You can fuck up a ham sandwich, can& #039;t you? 19:45:07
  • Michael Jackson dies. MTV marathons MJ videos. For the 1st time in years, I watch MTV. That& #039;s what it took, MTV. That& #039;s what it took #fb 19:35:35
  • enough of this. slipping off the Internets for a while 18:11:18
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