This is what it’s coming to.

Weiden (Germany): A 45-year-old American working for the US Army has been arrested in Germany for threatening to chop off his neighbours’ heads with an axe over their nonstop blaring of World Cup vuvuzela horns.

We bloody well swear it is. If this morbid vuvuzela fascination doesn’t end, we’ll chop off the head of the Internet. And that’s a viscous assortment of fluids we do not want on the living room rug.

Anyway, below the jump, we’ve dropped animated gifs, videos and photos demonstrating the reasons why vuvuzelas must be stopped. Yeah, it’s not a threatening axe to the neck but it’ll do.

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