Man Threatens to Behead Neighbors Over Vuvuzela Blaring. Really, Can You Blame Him?


This is what it’s coming to.

Weiden (Germany): A 45-year-old American working for the US Army has been arrested in Germany for threatening to chop off his neighbours’ heads with an axe over their nonstop blaring of World Cup vuvuzela horns.

We bloody well swear it is. If this morbid vuvuzela fascination doesn’t end, we’ll chop off the head of the Internet. And that’s a viscous assortment of fluids we do not want on the living room rug.

Anyway, below the jump, we’ve dropped animated gifs, videos and photos demonstrating the reasons why vuvuzelas must be stopped. Yeah, it’s not a threatening axe to the neck but it’ll do.


Notes From: The Big Caption

Sadly, they didn’t listen.

Adult Swim Bumps are Not Immune

Our loyalty to anime on Adult Swim was tested when their almighty bumps were invaded by a mind-numbing bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Is nothing sacred?

Look to the following links for video.

Internet has Its Say via Gimli

“Vuvuzela of Doom”

via @bytejacker

For Fear of Invoking Godwin’s Law…
…we won’t mention that infamous butcher who also hates the bloody things. When you-know-who speaks out against plastic horns, you might want to re-assess your priorities, FIFA.

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