Posts Tagged valentine’s day

Happy Horny Werewolf Day 2012. Yeah. Not Gonna Let Go of This Tradition Anytime Soon

Posted by mistergroonk in Artist, Holiday, LOL on February 14, 2012

And now here’s the day as we’ve come to call it since 2007, 2008 and 2011. 2010 could fuck right off, apparently.

Always remember: Valentine’s Day is a Christian corruption of a pagan festival involving werewolves, blood and fucking. So wish people a happy Horny Werewolf Day and see what happens.
Warren Ellis, BAD SIGNAL 02-14-2007

All of the following (cards and teddy bear) are buyable from CafePress. Good luck having them delivered on time. maybe next year, yes?

via warren ellis CafePress

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Art-Out Valentines: Chris Bishop’s Game of Thrones Cards for Lovers of Westeros, Happiness is Coming

Posted by mistergroonk in Art, Artist, Holiday, LOL on February 14, 2012

Chris Bishop drew up some special print out Valentines for those who know Winter is Coming. You know it had to be special for us to reference today by its popular name.

Fear not. You can print the full size version of these cards just in time for your special geek love by clicking the link a few words back or by clicking the the photo below.

What’s our favorite card in Westeros? The Dothraki sentiments, of course.

via geek tyrant

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You Have Not Known Love, Like Moon Love

Posted by mistergroonk in Flickrlicious, Holiday, Photography, Space on February 14, 2011

Thanks to Nathaniel Burton-Bradford for finding this.

A heart-shaped crater in the Galilae region on the Moon. Credit: ASA/GSFC/Arizona State University; 3-D by Nathanial Burton-Bradford.

via universe today

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A Valentine’s Star Wars: Do or Do Not

Posted by mistergroonk in Holiday, Photography on February 14, 2011

@Sevendaggers shared this photo from a street somewhere in San Francisco.

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Deadwood Transforms Any Day to Joy

Posted by mistergroonk in Holiday on February 14, 2009

Here at GNET, we are loathe to share in the delusion that every February 14th is a day of love, pink cards, and anatomically incorrect heart patterns. We also reserve a deep seated hatred for TV shows and commercials reinforcing this belief each and every year. 30 ROCK remains immune to our poisonous barbs (Love you, Liz Lemon!). Our beliefs, however, reside in a more primal origin.

Are our opinions sadly emo or tragically forward thinking? We’ll let you decide. In the meantime, enjoy these non-traditional cards. From our dried-out, walnut sized blood pump to yours.

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Many other glorious Deadwood Valentines are here.

Non-Deadwood wishes continue below the cut.

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