Posts Tagged the onion

When Clones go to Washington: Explore a Series of (Un)Likely Future Events

Posted by mistergroonk in Books, Cloning, LOL, The Future on April 16, 2009

The benefits of human cloning touted by the LMSCA include ease of organ transplants and possible organ regeneration, mass telepathy, and coordination between pod brothers.

Krupkauer and his colleagues’ testimony and its unified delivery brought the little-known lobbying group to the attention of many lawmakers who might otherwise have been politically opposed to their cause.

What was not approached was the inevitable weirdness brought on when your “pod brother” harbors a strange fascination with watching yourself sleep.
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Dino Detritus: When Comes the Pervatasaurus?

Posted by mistergroonk in Intertube Madness on April 3, 2009

Whatever would we do without The Onion?

The Pervatasaurus would stalk you

The Pervatasaurus would stalk you

Video of the Pervatasaurus M.O. can be seen below.

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In Case You Didn’t Know…

Posted by mistergroonk in History, Just Freaking Neat, USA on November 4, 2008

UPDATE: The Onion, I must marry you…or at least get to second base with you. You know you want it. Here, have another shot of whiskey.

Black Man Given Nation’s Worst Job
THE ONION

…Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation’s broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please more than 300 million Americans and cater to their every whim on a daily basis. As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind. The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it.

(via EVERYWHERE, The Onion article via mattpdx)

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