Posts Tagged shut your mouth

Tuesday Tease: BLACK DYNAMITE! Righteously Kung fu Kick Ass!

Posted by mistergroonk in Movies, Trailers on September 15, 2009

This ain’t no jive Swank Evening at Wayne Manor.

Take the spirit of DOLEMITE. Add large fun-buttery chunks of I’M GONNA GET YOU SUCKA. Stir in the 21st century flava of a 70s blaxploitation films, like Ms JACKIE BROWN. And what you’re getting is an explosive piece of BLACK DYNAMITE!

Michael Jai White being kung fu badass funny. Salli Richardson is there to class up the joint with hotness and style. Featuring RENO 911’s Cedric Yarbrough selling drugs in Black Dynamite’s community.

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Pat Robertson knows he’s GOD

Posted by mistergroonk in USA on November 11, 2005

Conservative Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson told citizens of a Pennsylvania town that they had rejected God by voting their school board out of office for supporting “intelligent design” and warned them Thursday not to be surprised if disaster struck.

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all of you are SO FIRED

And then:

Robertson, a former Republican presidential candidate and founder of the influential Christian Broadcasting Network and Christian Coalition, has made similar apocalyptic warnings and provocative statements before.

Last summer, he hit the headlines by calling for the assassination of leftist Venezuelan Present Hugo Chavez, one of President George W. Bush’s most vocal international critics.

“I’d like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city,” Robertson said on his daily television show broadcast from Virginia, “The 700 Club.”

“And don’t wonder why He hasn’t helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I’m not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that’s the case, don’t ask for His help because he might not be there,” he said.

Wow! Just…wow.

I mean…really?

You’re kidding right?

Right?!?

(via warrenellis)

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