Mark my words. Our toys will one day come back to haunt us.

The Dismember-Me Plush Zombie begs to be torn limb from limb. After all he is a decaying re-animated corpse turned into irresistible cuddly plush. Rip off an arm… he doesn’t mind. Tear him in half.. he’ll barely notice. Pull off his legs… ok now he’s getting a bit annoyed. Steal his brain… now you’ve really done it. Keep your teddy bears under close guard tonight because undead plush have come back from hell to walk the earth.

It most certainly won’t be a puppy dog-like haunting like you find in The Exorcist or The Entity. Hell, it won’t even be a ray of sunshine like Poltergeist.

But don’t take these words from me. Take it from Snee.

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