Posts Tagged future kaiju
2012 Olympics Mascots Revealed: Amorphous Hunks of Metal Brought Alive via a Rainbow, No Really
Posted by mistergroonk in Marketing, Sport, World on May 21, 2010
We’re pretty sure Mighty Orbots needs to be notified.
Olympic committee of making mascots meant to inspire the sportsmanship and challenges of a worldwide sporting event, what have you been smoking? Sure it’s nice you got a group of second graders to participate in the design of the characters. But does it have to look like a bunch of second graders designed the things?
It all began with Izzy, didn’t it? You saw Atlanta throw their hands up in the air in 1996, give up on creativity, and figured this gives you the right to follow suit and no one else would notice or care.
Well, it doesn’t.
Now you go back to the drawing board and start over. Tell the press these metallic future Doctor Who monsters were just a joke. Go to your artists. Wine them. Dine them. Don’t let them leave the gilded dungeon you’ve set up for them until they’ve conceived a proper mascot. A mascot that can be proudly broken down into D&D alignment charts on the side of good, like the 2010 Vancouver Olympic mascots.
You have 2 years to right this wrong, London. Don’t make Atlanta’s mistake.
Man Asks Reddit to Define Horrible Sea Monster, Learns its a Giant Isopod
Posted by mistergroonk in Animals, Science on April 1, 2010
The post reads, “I work for a Sub-sea Survey Company, recently this beast came up attached to one of our ROVs. It measures a wee bit over 2.5 feet head to tail, and we expect it latched onto the ROV at roughly 8,500 feet depth. Unfortunately, the e-mail that these pictures were attached to came from a contractor, and the ship he was operating from (and therefore location) is unknown, so I can’t tell you what part of the Earth this beast was living.”
The pictures reveal the creature to be a giant isopod, a large crustacean that dwells in deep Atlantic and Pacific waters. This particular creature is a Bathynomus giganteus, a deep-sea scavenger that feeds on dead whales, fish and squid.
And they say it’s safe to go into the water.
(via @slantsmcgee)




