Posts Tagged 3D Effect

Trailer Tuesday: PIRANHA 3D. Watch Out, They Bite or They Came From the Deep.

Posted by mistergroonk in LOL, Movies, One Sheets, Trailers on July 27, 2010

Official Synopsis

With a movie like this all you really need is the tagline.

This Summer 3D Shows Its Teeth

What We Learned:
Doc Brown is alive and warning is about the perils of ~~time travel~~ supposedly extinct fish that will eat you up. Hollywood figured out a way to entice our sophisticated movie sensibilities. And that way was to put Ving Rhames Christopher Lloyd, scantily clad ladies who are famous in their own right but damn if you could make out who they were, and a whole mess of ~~cannon fodder~~ annoying Spring Breakers just begging to be eaten in new and interesting ways.

Why Weâ€™re Gonna Watch:
It’s late summer. We’re landlocked. We ain’t got ship to do. Might as well watch a silly monster movie.

When’s it coming?
August 20, 2010

Official site:
http://piranha-3d.com/

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3D, 3D Effect, death from below, hover shark, movie poster, PIRANHA 3D, possible left over Old One, sea monsters, summer movie

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Foreign Indie Tease: NORWEGIAN NINJA. Buckle Up. Be One of Us.

Posted by mistergroonk in Movies, One Sheets, Trailers on June 11, 2010

From the depths of the Cold War we learn that Norway had ninja.

No really.

Official Synopsis

Thomas Mallingâ€™s KommandÃ¸r Treholt & Ninjatroppen is the true story of how Commander Arne Treholt and his Ninja Force saved Norway during the Cold War. The story takes place in the time right before Treholtâ€™s arrest on espionage charges in 1984, and reveals a spectacularly different version of our recent past than has been previously known.

What We Learned:
Those bastards think they’re stronger than America? Surely the cold has gotten to them.

Movie buffs should take a gander at the Old School 3D blog entry. They used classic Tron techniques to build an 80s 3D effect. All we know is, it looks a damn sight better than the CLASH OF THE TITANS remake.

Why Weâ€™re Gonna Watch:
We honestly can’t say why we’re gonna watch. It looks like an experiment in the absurd yet, everything we read says it’s based off true events. Loosely based, sure. The idea of living in a world where Norway has ninja frightens and fascinates us. Maybe that’s reason enough.

When’s it coming?
Norway gets it on August 13, 2010. No idea when it’ll hit the USA.

Official site:
http://ninjatroppen.no/

Official blog: http://ninjatroppen.montages.no/

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3D Effect, better not suck, cold war remnant, indie tease, it came from the 80s, law of conservation of ninja, live for films, ninja, NORWEIGIAN NINJA, seriously wtf?!

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