Stephen Hawking Believes in Alien Planet Jackers, More Doomy Dooms of Doom


We find it curious that when scientist Albert Harrison says a visiting alien race may be as petty as humans back in January 2010, no one bats an eyelash.

Stephen Hawking says the same thing and accompanies the statement with ILM level visual effects and time on the Discovery Channel, everyone won’t shut up about humanity’s doom.

“To my mathematical brain, the numbers alone make thinking about aliens perfectly rational,” he said. “The real challenge is to work out what aliens might actually be like.”

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He suggests that aliens might simply raid Earth for its resources and then move on: “We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn’t want to meet. I imagine they might exist in massive ships, having used up all the resources from their home planet. Such advanced aliens would perhaps become nomads, looking to conquer and colonise whatever planets they can reach.”

He concludes that trying to make contact with alien races is “a little too risky”. He said: “If aliens ever visit us, I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans.”

This is just what we needed to hear. The world won’t end like a crappy Michael Bay movie. It’ll end like a crappy(yet entertaining at the time) Roland Emmerich movie.

Our vision of alien doom won’t be crappy.

When the end comes, we’re stealing a Voot Cruiser and headed into The Black.

via discovery, Techland, GNET archives, TimesOnline

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