Posts Tagged Arnold Schwarzenegger
Tuesday Tease: The Governator Trailer Released. That’s Right. He’s Back.
Posted by mistergroonk in Animation, Television on April 5, 2011
Official Synopsis
The storyline will feature the recently retired governor of California deciding to take on global villainy and disasters with the help of a team of teens. He’ll be living a double life with his heroics a secret even from his family.
What We Learned:
Larry King is the reverse of Dorian Gray. Arnold has a plethora of power armor to choose from. Toy companies must be slobbering at Stan Lee’s door right now. Arnold has two teenagers locked in his basement doing IT scut work. Arnold Schwarzenegger fighting robots is redundant.
Why We’ll Watch:
Put it simply. We’re not. Why on this fresh verdant Earth would we want to watch a re-hash of Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos or Mr T’s Adventures play out in front of us with another action celebrity from the 1980s finding a way to remain an action star in his advancing age? If this remained a three minute spoof, the humor would be priceless. Since this is a real project, we’re not laughing at all.
When’s it coming?
Who cares? (If you actually do, we hear 2012 is the release date.)
Official site:
http://www.powentertainment.com/Home.html
Holiday Tension Breakers: Every Arnold Scream Ever & Nicholas Cage Losing His Sh*t
Posted by mistergroonk in Holiday, Just Freaking Neat, LOL, Movies, Versus on November 24, 2010
The coming holiday, Thanksgiving for you none US folks, can be a stressful one. Turkeys, ham, duck or what have you are sacrificed by the millions. Entire pies are inhaled in mere minutes. Drinks are had. Drinks are had again. Family is gathered. That last part is sometimes the most stressful.
As we’ve recently discovered, sometimes that stress will build and build until you’re a poorly constructed dam on the edge of overflow because of that night’s storm of the century. Then one last faithful drop compromises your structural integrity, raging pent-up waters burst forth and you drown that once happy village at the base of the valley.
True story.
Don’t let this happen to you. Release the pressure in tight, contained bursts of screaming. Watch or, better yet, participate in the tension breaking insanity videos of “Every Arnold Scream From Every Arnold Movie” and “Nicolas Cage Losing His Shit”. Click the image to wander below the cut and wonder how you ever got through a holiday without this.
Also wonder why Cage and Schwarzenegger keep getting hired for work.
BTW, the Cage clips are far more epic than the Auhnuld clips in our not so humble opinions.
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