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Boston Police should Watch more Adult Swim

It would save them from that keystone cop image.

How the hooha started:

Nine blinking electronic devices planted at bridges and other spots in Boston threw a scare into the city on Jan. 31 in what turned out to be a marketing campaign for Aqua Teen Hunger Force, a late-night Cartoon Network series, the Associated Press reported.

Peter Berdovsky, 27, of Arlington, and Sean Stevens, 28, of Charlestown, were each arrested on one felony charge of placing a hoax device and one charge of disorderly conduct, state attorney general Martha Coakley told the AP.

In a news release announcing Stevens’ arrest, she said the men worked together to place the devices. At an earlier news conference she said Berdovsky had been hired to place the devices.

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Turner Broadcasting, parent company of Cartoon Network, said the packages in question were magnetic lights that pose no danger and added that the devices have been in place for two to three weeks in 10 cities: Boston; New York; Los Angeles; Chicago; Atlanta; Seattle; Portland, Ore.; Austin, Texas; San Francisco; and Philadelphia.

The offense in question:

I need to re-investigate the throwie movement.

(via scifi wire for link, 7d for heads-up, pentacleus for the vid, and quad-laser YouTube)

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Missile Silo Luxury Home… with Runway

Because nothing says luxury like the remnants of the Cold War with a dash of paranoia

All you need is $2.3 million:

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(via Missile Silo the 20th century castles)

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Apocalypse Scale, Great Fun at Parties

Jamais Cascio decides to bum out everybody and make a framable eschatalogical taxonomy:

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(via warren ellis)

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Someone Put on the Apocalypse Cloak Last Week

Iran announced new tests of short-range missiles Sunday.

U.S. contingency planning for military action against Iran’s nuclear program goes beyond limited strikes and would effectively unleash a war against the country, a former U.S. intelligence analyst said on Friday.

Poland said on Sunday it was still in talks with the United States about the possibility of allowing it to base an anti-missile system on its soil. Moscow has warned it will take unspecified measures against Poland if it accepts the defense system.

China Blows Shit Up in Space
Jan. 18, 2007 — China last week successfully tested a system that can destroy spacecraft, sending notice to the United States that it will not be the only country to be able to protect its satellites and spacecraft in orbit.

The Chinese test, which will be reported in next week’s issue of Aviation Week and Space Technology, is believed to have occurred on Jan. 11. The magazine will report that a ballistic missile was fired from or near China’s Xichang Space Center and that it successfully destroyed an old Chinese weather satellite as it flew about 530 miles above the planet.

U.S. officials have expressed concern over the test.

(via discovery news and warren ellis)

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Redheads: Gone by 2100?

I heard this same thing about blondes for years now. Snopes called that story bollocks.

Guess the legend shifted:

If predictions by the Oxford Hair Foundation come to pass, the number of natural redheads everywhere will continue to dwindle until there are none left by the year 2100.

The reason, according to scientists at the independent institute in England, which studies all sorts of hair problems, is that just 4 percent of the world’s population carries the red-hair gene. The gene is recessive and therefore diluted when carriers produce children with people who have the dominant brown-hair gene.

Dr. John Gray’s explanation of his foundation’s findings: “The way things are going, red hair will either be extremely rare or extinct by the end of the century.”

(via the seattle times)

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Meet Jose: The Living Capacitor

I muted the volume on this one. That bastard narrator gets on my nerves.

(via electric youtube, warren ellis)

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In from the Forest, Not Out of the Rain

Ro Cham H’pnhieng went missing in the Cambodian jungle 18 years ago. Now she’s back and all is not right in the world.

“She prefers to crawl rather than walk like a human,” said Mao Sun, a district police chief in the jungle-clad northeastern province of Rattanakiri where the girl’s family live.

“Unfortunately, she keeps crying and wants to go back to the jungle,” he said. “She is not used to living with humans. We had to clothe her. When she is thirsty or hungry she points at her mouth,” he told Reuters by phone.

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After 18 years in the wilderness, police said she was able to say only three words: father, mother and stomach ache.

Villagers from the Phnong ethnic hilltribe minority believe the girl is still possessed by evil spirits of the forest. They have brought in Buddhist monks to bless her and set up a round-the-clock watch on the family hut.

Question: Why would she point at her mouth for a drink of water? Pointing at your mouth in the wilds of the jungle gets you nothing but an invite for random critters to fly in and lay buggy larvae on your uvula.

(via yahoonews)

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Real Life Ronin Saves Police in England

As one of them stabbed at a Policeman with his knife, a mysterious do-gooder appeared from nowhere and attacked him with a samurai sword.

One of the burglars began running away but was stopped by the stranger who struck him on the arm with the sword.

Two of the criminals were arrested, but in true hero style the samurai disappeared before police could speak to him.

(link via boingboing)

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“Fantastika” will Shag Your Wife Rotten

Today’s word is russian.

* In clicking around, I discover a word. Fantastika. Fantastika appears to be the Russian word for
speculative, slipstream or science fiction. Isn’t that a gorgeous word? Fantastika. Much better than fantastique. Fantastique is arch. Fantastika is spiky.

* “What do you write?” “I write FANTASTIKA. And I just shagged your wife until she saw God. Get away from me now, shitbreath.”
–Warren Ellis

(via another Bad Signal “Brain Dump 3”, the internet jesus amuses me no end)

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Stone Henge was Not Alone

I’m gathering a decent bit of Stone Henge news over the years.

Recent excavations of Salisbury Plain in southern England have revealed at least two other large stone formations close by the world-famous prehistoric monument.

One of the megalithic finds is a sandstone formation that marked a ritual burial mound; the other, a group of stones at the site of an ancient timber circle.

The new discoveries suggest that many similar monuments may have been erected in the shadow of Stonehenge, possibly forming part of a much larger complex, experts say.

(via national geographic)

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