LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS. Zod help me, it is *exactly* what it says on the tin. We need more movies of this ilk. In today’s world economy we’ve got to know what we’re getting into before we plop down $12 and devote a couple of hours to worship light and shadow in a dark room. That cost is $24+ if you’re not a loser, single guy who doesn’t get out much like, I dunno, me. The point is, movie$ co$t money$. Money to make. Money to watch. If we’re not watching, then they’re not making. We can’t have that now, can we?
We do not need hidden and/or somewhat vague meanings that must be sussed out from studious attentions. You hear me, Big Hollywood? We need more plots spelled out for us in the main titles.
You know what you’re stepping into with titles like that.
Our need for obviousness must be fed. Only the conspiracy of horror indie filmmakers are doing anything about it.
(via ontd, trailer addict, zombie strippers & lesbian vampires)
