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“I was a little bit drunk myself but felt something brush my breast. I thought it couldn’t be the future king… “

“So many dark places that I’ve gone in my life and in my music this past year… it’s a real wonder that I’m alive.”–Marilyn Manson

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert…

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It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams.

If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital.

It is the centre-piece of an elaborate Jackson-inspired show in Vegas, according to Andre Van Pier, the robot’s designer.

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“It would be in the desert sands. Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying in would see.”

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