“This is your new home now.”

We were going to save this for a Monday Good Morning. Then, over the last three days, our toilet broke(now fixed), the oven broke(remains unfixed), and this piece of shit coffeemaker decided to brew up a batch of coffee then promptly shatter spilling precious Black Blood of the Earth everywhere.

The world may be burning in fire and snow right now but we find it hard to give a good goddamn without The Precious running through our veins.

via agent3z