They should hold medal ceremonies for this event:
The Scotsman’s Paul Hochman exposes the sexual hothouse of the modern Olympic village, “a wonderland of hormones, glycogen and dance mixes” filled with firm young bodies, hard-partying Australians, and fast-emptying condom machines: “When you have 10,000 people walking around who are amped up on their own glycogen you can almost see the sparks flying off their skin.”
I shoulda been a goddamn athlete. Is it too late? Can i go back in time and become a snowboarder or sprinter?
…the French. “They are by far the most promiscuous,” says Thys, “but only with each other. I?m not sure if that?s because they wouldn?t sleep with anybody else, or because nobody else would sleep with them.”
Had to drop a French joke in there.
fleshbotted


