From: Mister Groonk
To: Faithful Readers
Subject: The modern retelling of the strange old man who doesn’t drink….wine.
Sent: October 29, 2010
Here’s a curious idea. Take one classic tale of the great and powerful king of all night creatures your count and lord, Dracula. Take it from its humble, and now quaint, 1897 origins. Then transform and infuse it with all the 21st century trappings. Instant messages. Voicemail. Email. And cram it all in your handy portable Steve Jobs device.
And the first part of iDrakula is free!
*Traps a spider. Inspects it briefly. Eats it.*
The master must be informed of this “new age magic.” he must know. For the retelling, like the blood, is life.
The dark lord’s humble servant,
G
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Attached: iDrakula iTunes website
via iTunes





