Saturday Afternoon Theater: Muppet Violence and the People Who Love Them


What in the hell?? Jim Henson’s cuddly, charming muppets are gangsta! Enjoy this series of bits surrounding muppet physical and mental tortures of your being.

The gory details lay underneath:

Rolf the Dog’s Ideal Proposal, “Buy Us or We Hurt You”
An Ideal Toy commercial hosted by Muppet Rolf that grows more disturbing and psycho-twisted with each passing second.

Coffee and Psychological Warfare
What people don’t know is the drug war started in the 50s with Wilkins coffee and a handful of muppet torture techniques.

Kermit and the Power of Visual Thinking
kermit takes a lesson from a hipster expert in expanding his mind. But what happens when your mind expands too far?

“I Want a Monster to Be My Friend”
A sweet little girl muppet sings a lovely song about finding her own monster to play with…if you know what we mean.

The Surreal 420 Episode
Alan Arkin Jeckyll/Hyde’s and massacres a warren of fluffy bunny muppets singing Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah. Yes, that happened.

The Devil Went Down to Georgia
It should have been in last Monday’s The Devil You Knew mixtape. We don’t think these muppet hill-folk will care much.

Alice Cooper Welcomes You to his Nightmare
The musical king of neo-vaudville shares his nightmare in full Dracula regalia, complete with Dracula trophy, with muppets playing back-up.

Kermit Learns from the Master of Horror Vincent Price
Careful what you teach, Mr Price. It may come back to bite you.

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