You’re looking for ways to kill time aren’t you? Making it past the noon hour with your bellies full of lunch(I saw you at Hooter’s BTW) has made you lethargic. Perk up, worker bees! We have the perfect distraction for you.
My Brute is an automated, character customizable, online fighting game that’ll eat up all your spare time.
You don’t control the battles in My Brute. After designing and naming your Brute, the only thing left to do is find another brute to battle and commence the “bot-on-bot action.” It’s a small relief to not have to worry about button smashing or mouse clicking. Plus, it’s less obvious about what you’re doing at your desk.
There is no sound in My Brute. This in no way detracts from the distracting awesome of watching your character beat the tar out of, let’s say, Gimme Back That Filet o fish. If you must have noise we suggest scrolling to your best iPod playlist and letting that sucker run its course. If you’re more daring, tune to your favorite radio station and let fate decide the mood of your battles. The battles will sync up better than you think. Our playlist of choice this week is DJ Awesomes, which is a collected list of our favorite mashups.
Each new Brute you make gets 6 fights that day. Each day after, that Brute can only fight in 3 battles. It can be slightly limiting unless you amass a small battalion of Brutes. But you don’t have to start a fight in order to gain experience. List the web address they provide for your Brute and you can recruit new pupils and progress faster. Please note the list of Groonkly Brutes below.
- http://infinite-nature.mybrute.com
- http://pink-sensei.mybrute.com
- http://whodatmanaga.mybrute.com
- http://chewy-delicious.mybrute.com
- http://crushyourhead.mybrute.com
- http://chickenn-waffles.mybrute.com
- http://snarkbait.mybrute.com
Currently, our go-to Brute is Chicken’n Waffles. When she pulls out her fan, you may as well call the fight done.
See you in the arena.
(via Dunc!, My Brute)
