The Cephalopods are Rallying. Not Even the Robots can Save Us.


It has been mentioned before, that the 8-legs(actually, tentacles) of the sea may have it in for us. They’re attacking light fixtures in captivity. And now they’re attacking ROVs in the deep blue sea.

Did you see that? Not even a push from the robotic arm could make the creature give up its prey. When an animal doesn’t have a healthy fear of our technology in action, I worry. Seriously, if our future robot oppressors can’t save us, who will?

Considering the size potential of these aquatic beasts, I’m drawing up plans for a shark suit lined exo-armor. It will be complete with laser sighting, super clamps, and electrified hull capabilities.

We can’t take any chances, people. They’re beginning to figure things out.

(via ectomo, live leak)

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