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Tom Cruise Talks about Sex…


…and the world laughs its fool-head off at all the unintentional funny.

Like sex without love being all ‘yech’.

Yes, non-committal hot-monkey lovin’ is “yech” to the man once known as Maverick:

Cruise declares in the May issue of GQ that getting intimate with someone you’re not in love with is “really horrible and pathetic and lonely. And yech.”

Sex, he says, “is about the connection. Great sex is a by-product, for me, of a great relationship, where you have communication and it’s an extension of that. Where it’s just … free. And that’s how it should be. It’s spectacular. If you’re not in good communication with your partner, it sucks.”

When I read that, I got the distinct image of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley french kissing on stage at that awards show back in the 90s. I can’t clearly say why that happened. Just that it did.

He’s a mind-taker *ooo weeee ooo*:

“Oh, I — I looked at her. And I went, ‘You’re gonna tell me if you’re pregnant, aren’t you?’ It was a moment where … It was one of those things,”

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“I just picked something up. And I knew at that moment she was pregnant. ‘Cuz I notice things in people.”

The best one of the bunch:

On Katie’s at-home pregnancy test: “Yeah, she did the whole stick test; I think she just touched the box and they all turned blue.”

The rest are here. The good parts bolded.

(via oh no they didn’t)

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