I honestly can’t remember where I found this link. I opened it in a new tab last Friday, for later viewing, and did not mark where I first ran upon it. Oh well, It’s too funny not to post.
This NYC girl got a new phone and thusly a new phone number. It turns out the new number used to belong to Chris Rock. For the next few weeks she fielded calls from Adam Sandler, Jack Nicholson’s assistant, Jerry Seinfeld’s office, Spike Lee(who turns out to be an ass..big surprise there), Ken Burns, and Steve White:
ADAM: Hi!
LAURA: Hi!
ADAM: Hi!
LAURA: [Overcome with sudden punchiness, from the craziness of one minute quietly winding down for bedtime, and then talking to Adam Sandler the next] So, are you calling Chris for business or pleasure?
ADAM: [Laughs, slightly taken off guard by this question, but still retaining his happy-go-lucky attitude] I’m calling Chris to say hello and chat. So… is he there?
LAURA: [Knows it’s confession time, but tries her best to retain formerly buoyant personality] No, well… he’s not. You see, I’m actually just this random New York City girl who happened to get Chris’ old cell phone number….
ADAM: [Lets out a big laugh] Wow, that’s really funny! That’s great! You must be having a fun time with this!
Truly funny stuff. I’m looking to get a new phone in the next few weeks. I wonder…nah.. I couldn’t be that lucky.
Laura has many tales on her website and might I add that she’s hotter than snot.
The ladies love it when you compare them to mucous.
Oh yeah, The Groonk’s a playa.
