Immortality in plastic covered magnets


Edison had the electric light. Tesla had the radio. Einstein had E=MC2.

Methuselah, move over. Lazarus, look out!

Alex Chiu has…(pause for dramatic effect) IMMORTALITY BANDS!

That’s right, for just $44 you too can live forever. All you need to do is wear fucking plastic magnets on your hands and toes.

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