Things I learned from this “Best Scenes from THE WICKER MAN“:
1) Nicholas Cage likes hitting women.
2) Nicholas Cage likes hitting women while dressed in a bear suit.
3) Bees do not tolerate Nicholas Cage. Period.
a) We can learn much from bee sensibilities.
“Oh god. My eyes. My eyes! Arrrrgggh!!!”
My acting skills are better than yours.
