Archive for September, 2004
Other sex notes
Posted by mistergroonk in Uncategorized on September 30, 2004
A Spanish sex site sent three of its models on a whirlwind tour of the cultural highlights of Barcelona…stark naked.
And Rachel Perry’s gonna be in Playboy.
She’s the host of VH1’s “All Access.”
See. I knew you knew her.
This is the last time I break from homework by searching Fleshbot for high-brow porn.
Arab Lust
Posted by mistergroonk in Uncategorized on September 30, 2004
Someone at livejournal has seen fit to start a list to show the world that people of Arab descent are just as worthy of being objectified as sex objects as everyone else: “Who are the most fuckable Arabs? Please answer with at most one guy and one girl. We need to narrow this down scientifically, folks!”
Who did I agree with?
Salma Hayek
Yasmine Bleeth
Isabelle Adjani
Shakira
Shannon Elizabeth
And some-freaking-how Angelina Jolie got an honorable mention. I swear that woman makes everybody’s list.
Can’t blame them.
If it isn’t Scottish
Posted by mistergroonk in Admin on September 30, 2004
Clan/Family Histories
House of Names
Celtic Names of the British Isles
More name research.
More toots
Posted by mistergroonk in Tutorials on September 30, 2004
This time an Adobe Premiere tutorial or three and how to make Star Wars Episode I holographic effects.
The Star Wars link was found by Ponzu.
Best French sf you never read
Posted by mistergroonk in Books, On the French on September 30, 2004
I need to expand my range of authors:
Kirk McElhearn has translated and posted two chapters from Pierre Bordage’s novel The Warriors of Silence. Bordage is one of the best-selling non-English-language sf writers in the world, with 20 novels to his credit, widely translated into languages other than English. McElhearn hopes that in posting these chapters, he’ll stir interest in the US and UK for Bordage’s work
link was boingboinged
How to find malware in Windows
Posted by mistergroonk in Apps on September 30, 2004
A good guide to find all the places in a Windows installation that a worm or virus can hide:
2. REGISTRY. Windows executes all instructions in the “Run” section of the Windows Registry. Items in the “Run” section (and in other parts of the Registry listed below) can be programs or files that programs open (documents), as explained in No. 1 above.
3. REGISTRY. Windows executes all instructions in the “RunServices” section of the Registry.
4. REGISTRY. Windows executes all instructions in the “RunOnce” part of the Registry.
link via boingboing
Buffalo Combats Street Violence
Posted by mistergroonk in USA on September 30, 2004
As I hear it, the translation should be, “Thou shalt not murder.”
BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP) – A funeral director uses billboards to warn against becoming his “guest of honor.” Sports heroes and business leaders offer up a boxing ring.
[…]
“At some point this has to stop,” said Rudolphus Boanes Jr., vice chairman of the three-month-old Stop the Violence coalition, comprising seven community organizations with names like 100 Mighty Men, Mad Dads and Back to Basics.
Boanes’ brother was murdered some 10 years ago, shot and wrapped in a blanket and left on a Buffalo street for a month. Boanes understands the impulse for revenge, but has shown up at crime scenes to urge restraint.
“The first thing they want to do is retaliate because they’re hurting,” Boanes said. “If it was a loved one, one of the first things you want to do is get revenge and you have to be mindful of that.”
The coalition plans to rally at City Hall next month to urge police to bring back its dedicated homicide unit, saying too many killings are going unpunished. The homicide and robbery squads recently were consolidated into a single Major Crimes unit to save money.
[…]
The Brian K. Lewis Funeral home, whose business is brisk with homicide victims, has taken a different approach. Its billboards feature an open casket and a hand holding a gun with the message: “Stop the killing or be the guest of honor.”
link via 7d
Fiction Factor
Posted by mistergroonk in Admin on September 30, 2004
It’s all about character. This site gives tips on creating better characters for your novel or whatnot.
There are also several name generators at the bottom. Like the Random Name Generator that pulls from actual US census database.
And the Seventh Sanctum whch is a hotbed for unique name generation.(My favorite generator so far.)
via MedicMike
Wacky Japanese toiletery commercials
Posted by mistergroonk in Video on September 29, 2004
Japanese toilet technology is far beyond that of mortal kin.

As this commercials can surely attest.
I just don’t understand what plushy penguins have to do with taking a poop.
Iraq visual language survival guides for military personnel
Posted by mistergroonk in Uncategorized on September 29, 2004




