“When life gives you shit, you just gotta say ‘Fuck it!’ and eat you some motherfucking candy.”
—David Sedaris in Me Talk Pretty One Day , quoting his younger brother Paul
—David Sedaris in Me Talk Pretty One Day , quoting his younger brother Paul
“Shit, motherfucker. I ain’t seen pussy in so long I’d probably throw stones at it.”
—David Sedaris in Me Talk Pretty One Day , quoting his younger brother Paul
—David Sedaris in Me Talk Pretty One Day , quoting his younger brother Paul
Both of those via Dunc!
