…because I'm smarter than you


Duncan (aka Dunc!) sent me an IQ test so I figured, ‘Why the fuck not?’

I scored 118.

Your Intellectual Type is Insightful Linguist. This means you are highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind. And that’s just some of what we know about you from your test results.

That’s right. I took a fast food IQ test and deemed myself more worthy than you.

I rule you!