Friday
» The Doctor finds the mummy of a young WWII Londoner during the Blitz. Rose wears the Union Jack as a t-shirt. 51st century man Captain Jack Harkness rides a bomb and grows a heart.
Saturday
» In Justice League‘s series finale, what’s left of the Legion of Doom teams with the League to fight a ressurected god of Apokolips Darkseid. If you missed all the previous JL’s shame on you. Watch this one and kick yourself for missing previous seasons of excellence.
» Cousin Stevie gives his wife a second honeymoon in Saint Marten. Oh and his boss and cousin Adam happens to be there shooting another Team Tushy masterpiece. It’s merely another day in the life of a gonzo porn Family Business.
Sunday
It’s Mother’s Day. Call your Moms you bums. Or better yet, go home and give her a hug.
» The West Wing closes its doors on the Bartlet Administration and opens it’s arms to President-elect Santos. It’s a sad day. The Wing got infinitely more interesting when it recieved a pink slip after 11 years of fantasy politics. If only, just this once, life imitated art. Be sure to catch the pilot episode a full hour earlier. There’s sure to be story symmetry going on.
» There’ll be a cut away, a gimmick, and Family Guy will cause laughter to flow through these dead apartment walls.
» Grey’s Anatomy‘s Meredith remains on my shit list for earlier fictional damage; then she makes time to damage another fictional character , the ex-Boy Blunder. In other news, something shocking happens in the hospital. Unless it’s TV fate making things right by causing Meredith to spontaneously combust, I don’t much care. I would be perfectly happy to rename this oddly popular medical drama Izzie’s Anatomy.