Actor Nicholas Cage named his son Kal-el Coppola Cage.
For those of you not in The Know(tm) Kal El is the Kryptonian name of Clark Kent aka Superman.
Nick Cage is still crying over his lost chance at playing the Last Son of Krypton. I just know he is. Cause only a sad shell of an actor would do this to the fruit of his loins.
Next thing you know Mr Cage will inflate his body to inhuman proportions, wear a black and white ‘S’ shield around the house and plot to toss little Kal wrapped in cellophane out the nearest window when the kids fourth birthday rolls around.
Nick Cage needs his entire ass kicked.
