Somehow this simple-ass post in the blog section turned into Too Many Thoughts. So I’m double-posting the sucker.
I can do that, cause, I always find new ways to “rock”.
-The Post in Question-
Today is the day of putting things in a chronological, categorical or desirable order.
I bring to your attentions(in no particular order):
1) 25 Of My Favorite Sesame Street Memories
A list who’s mere sight immediately reduces me to a naive 6 year-old Groonk. When getting a cookie treat after dinner was the pinnacle of my desires.
Oh, the good old days.
2) Best Movie Kisses
I’m a bad-ass. I like the action flick. I dig the horror game. So what if sometimes I don’t mind watching people press lips for the camera. That doesn’t mean anything. I’m still a bad-ass.
And come on, Han Solo being the Master Pimp in Empire Strikes Back…who can’t love that?
They modeled Han Solo after me, you know.
3) The 25 Best Buffy Moments Ever
I [heart] Buffy-verse.
Watching reruns on FX has served to remind me what I loved about that damn addictive/infuriating/teasing excellent show.
Joss Whedon, you must have some other ideas waiting to be televised in serial format. Don’t be shy. Re-share your genius with this world and you will be rewarded with your weight in cookies.
(Spoiler Note: Some people (Dunc!) should not read this particular list (Dunc!) since you’re not yet privy(Dunc!) to the entire Buffy-verse.)
4) Obligatory List Of Hot Cartoon Girls
Ladies,skip ahead to number 5.
Ok guys. You know that at least once in your lives, be it the confusing pre-teen years, the hair-in-odd-places teenage years or (for me personally) the sad wishing-everything-was-simple-again early adult years, you asembled a similar list while hanging with your loser friends. There is no denying it. Just stop trying.
By the by, The Baroness sits pretty at the top of my list. You simply cannot deny that skin-tight leather, long darkhair, a penchant for evil, and that hot-librarian-in-glasses look.
fuck you, Dewey Decimal
Cheetara‘s a close second. HOOOOOO!
Gadget squeaks in at number three.
If you take away the sandwich nose and often-times grating voice, The Family Guy‘s Lois would still be a freakish-faced-hot-bodied-red-head who would have no way to nag you about taking out the garbage.
princess of pain
5) The 100 Greatest Christmas Shows
Just in time for next Christmas. I would have a more lengthy, pithy statement for this list but daylight’s a’burnin’ and I’d love to see the sun shine down on me at least once today.
(Boingboing introduced me to the Progressive Boink site through the Sesame Street moments list. I found the rest on me own.)
