Action Dreaming


Past dreams I?ve had.

Many times I?ve dreamed that I was human but could run on all fours. It was quite liberating, each and every time.

Another time I was in the woods being relentlessly attacked by ninjas. I died that time.

Recently I dreamed that I was in my car. I don?t recall what city I was in but I know it felt familiar. Before I could get the key in the ignition, some crazy cross-eyed guy(think Deebo ) with a bad jerry curl(think Coming to America) pulled up next to me and pointed a gun straight at my face.

For the briefest of moments, I was piss my pants afraid.

Then I immediately calmed myself. Crazy JCG got out of his car and walked around the front of mine. His gun trained at my face the entire time.

In my newly calm state I decided that starting the car and gunning JCG down was my best plan.

I woke up before I discovered if it worked.

And many, many years ago, I dreamed I was in my old apartment. The day was sunny and clear. A beautiful blue sky covered the town.

That?s when my view shifted.

I was then watching a huge metal ship crash through the atmosphere from deep space. The ship was painted bright yellow. I could see the ram friction cover the craft in heat and flames as it plunged into Earth?s atmosphere.

It drew closer and closer to my position until I could see myself looking up at the ship.

My view shifts again.

I dive clear as the ship smashes into the parking lot?s center.

The ship remained intact. Not a scratch on it. Only a huge impact crater surrounding its final resting place

I looked at the ship and said, ?Die cast construction.?

Then I woke up.