Served on a Her-Platter


I don?t eat fish. I have nothing against the fish nation. It is merely a biological imperative that I distance myself from shoggoth’s descendants.

So I?m scanning BoingBoing and come across an article or three talking about the age old love affair of eating sushi off of naked ladies. I send these links to 7d because he can eat fish and has been known to tear into the occasional sushi bar.

The response I get to these links is, ?that can?t be sanitary.?

Ach.

The subtle intricacies of fish eating are wasted on those who have that ability.