While flipping around VH1 the other day, I happened upon the end of the newest Surreal Life. The cameras were following Chyna through the hallways. Chyna finds a locked door. The door was bound with one of those hard plastic locks. With little to no effort, Chyna single handedly ripped that noise right off the handles and peeked inside.
Holy shit, that bitch scares me… and is strangely alluring.
On another day, I?m still watching VH1. This time it?s I Love the 90s Part Deux. Which is hella funnier than the previous I Love the 90s series.
So I?m watching the snarkiness of Michael Ian Black and wondering if this is his new career when Baby Spice pops on the screen.
I?m dumbfounded.
New questions grow in my mind. When exactly did Baby Spice become a hottie? What is her real name so I can find more on the new hotness that is Baby Spice? And why in fuck?s sake am I watching so much VH1?
Let?s say you time trip into the 90s amidst the peak of Spice Girl fever. Then let?s assume you put a gun to my temple and forced me to run down the list of my favorite Spice Girls. You would soon discover that Baby Spice hit rock bottom on that terrible list. That whole “I?m a little girl thing” never appealed to me(the catholic high school girl thing is a different story).
But nowadays?wow. Ms Bunton(I found her name after all) you aged like fine wine. Who knew Boone?s Farm could age well?
