For a brief period of time, the movie White Chicks was the number two flick in the entire nation. I did not participate in giving that noise money and I?ll tell you this for nothing, there is no way on this green Earth that I?m ever going to watch that mess.
Is it because it features Shawn and Marlon Wayans jumping on their same old shtick pony and whipping the poor beast until it eeks out just a little bit more cash for the Wayans’ Dynasty?
Nah.
Lots of actors, directors and writers have similar creatures. Of course, many of them find ways to make the trick look and feel different but that?s beside the point.
No, I’m never gonna see the Wayans Brothers latest flick because the both of them in their prosthetics give me one mondo wiggins. That make-up gives them the appearance of walking, talking china dolls. You know those freaky little things that some people collect because they’re “beautiful” works of art.
I’ve seen art. Shiny porcelain, humanoid things with glassy, empty eyes are in no way art and there?s not a being around that can convince me otherwise. It boggles my mind that the flick made money.
Another win for the evil China Doll Nation, I bet.
