My efforts to resist being a proper blog have weakened. The Days of Groonk have begun. Past and present blur to crsytal clear perfection as I, Groonk, use the coming weeks to post true stories from my unsorted history. As true as I can remember them.
Sit back and relax. Put on your reading glasses. Grab your liquor of choice and drink heavily. The mundaneness of my life’s events are ready to unfurl.
-groonk
